Dogs love fleece and establishing pack dominance almost as much as lesbians. They are our kindred spirits and we treat them like family members upon whom we project our hopes, insecurities and unresolved mother issues. We let them ride shotgun...they feed us french fries. We break up with a girl...they tell us they never liked her anyway and fetch us a stuffed HRC pillow with which to dry our tears. A dyke's best friend, indeed.
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Showing posts with label pets. Show all posts
All lesbian cat owners suffer from Stockholm Syndrome. We take great pride in being strong, independent women but at home, we gladly succumb to the will of Little Furry Beings Who Rule With An Iron Paw. Our cats hold us hostage and we have the slowly healing scars and pee-stained beds to prove it. But that's just how they show love. They love us. Really. They do. They do! THEY DO!!!
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