#4 Look and dress like your twin...I mean, girlfriend.

Lesbians prefer to date women of similar size and style. The #1 perk of homosexuality is the ability to double one's wardrobe and quite frankly, it's the sole reason any of us sign up for Team Sappho. Critics may deem this a "shared pathological urge to merge" and "frugality gone horribly awry." We prefer to call it "bonding" and "enough ringer tees to go around."

Photo: American Girl Dolls