It's simple really:
- Find a woman whose online profile you fancy.
- Analyze every detail of the three blurry, poorly sized photos she posted.
- Assume intimacy because you know her astrological sign and preferences when it comes to her date's alcohol consumption.
- Overshare and overshare some more in lengthy email conversations.
- Declare your love after the fifth email.
- Finally arrange to meet (in person!) your long-awaited soulmate and the woman of your dreams.
- Within 15 minutes of meeting become crushed, bewildered, jaded and angry when she turns out to be nothing like you imagined.
- Go home.
- Never contact her again.
- Swear off online dating because you never meet anyone normal.
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